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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Transport
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Transport "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Transport
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Transport It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Transport
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Transport The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Transport
In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Transport
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Transport One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Transport
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Transport A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Transport
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Transport "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Transport
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Transport I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Transport
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Transport Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Transport
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Transport You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Transport
