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'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Business and Economy
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Business and Economy Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Business and Economy
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Business and Economy "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Business and Economy "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Business and Economy
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Business and Economy Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Business and Economy
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Business and Economy A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Business and Economy
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Business and Economy "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Business and Economy
blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Business and Economy "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Business and Economy
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Business and Economy "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Business and Economy
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Business and Economy "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Business and Economy
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Business and Economy I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
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