"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Education Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Education
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Education "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Education
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Education In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Education
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Education After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Education
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Education Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Education
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Education Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Education
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Education "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Education
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Education There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Education
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Education "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Education
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Education If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Education
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Education My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
