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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
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-- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Recreation and Sports
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Recreation and Sports The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
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-- Isaac Asimov No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Recreation and Sports
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
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-- Christopher Morley Recreation and Sports Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Recreation and Sports
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Recreation and Sports "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
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-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Recreation and Sports
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
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though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Recreation and Sports
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Recreation and Sports Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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What's new? Most of my wife. Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Recreation and Sports A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Recreation and Sports
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Recreation and Sports In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Recreation and Sports
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Recreation and Sports It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Recreation and Sports
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Recreation and Sports To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Recreation and Sports
