"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Clubs and Venues "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Clubs and Venues
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Clubs and Venues Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Clubs and Venues Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Clubs and Venues
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Clubs and Venues Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Clubs and Venues
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Clubs and Venues Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Clubs and Venues
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Clubs and Venues "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Clubs and Venues
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Clubs and Venues A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Clubs and Venues
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Clubs and Venues Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Clubs and Venues
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Clubs and Venues Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Clubs and Venues
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Clubs and Venues Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Clubs and Venues
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Clubs and Venues In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Clubs and Venues
