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- Oscar Wilde Bands and Artists
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-- Harry S. Truman Bands and Artists
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We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
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-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
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-- T. S. Eliot Bands and Artists I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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