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When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Business and Economy Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Business and Economy
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Business and Economy Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Business and Economy
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Business and Economy There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Business and Economy I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Business and Economy
This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Business and Economy "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Business and Economy The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Business and Economy
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Business and Economy The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Business and Economy
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Business and Economy
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Business and Economy "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Business and Economy
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Business and Economy
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Business and Economy
