There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Football Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Football
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Football Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Football
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Football All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Football
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Football Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Football
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Football "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Football
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Man and wife make one fool. Football Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Football
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Football Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Football
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Football It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Football
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Football "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Football
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Football Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Football
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Football Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Football
