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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Animals I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Animals
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Animals "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Animals
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Animals Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Animals
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Animals If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Animals
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Animals "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Animals
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Animals If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Animals
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Animals Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Animals
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Animals There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Animals
"One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Animals The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Animals
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Animals Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Animals
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Animals We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Animals
