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-- Groucho Marx MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
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"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Health They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
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-- Benjamin Tillett Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Health "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Health
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Health It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Health "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Health
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
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-- Anon. We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Health
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Health Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Health
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-- Abraham Lincoln "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Health "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
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Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Health It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Health
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Health "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Health
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Health "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Health
