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"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Complementary and Alternative Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Complementary and Alternative
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Complementary and Alternative There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Complementary and Alternative
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Complementary and Alternative University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Complementary and Alternative
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Complementary and Alternative The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Complementary and Alternative
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Complementary and Alternative Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Complementary and Alternative
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Complementary and Alternative The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Complementary and Alternative
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Complementary and Alternative "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Complementary and Alternative
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Complementary and Alternative I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Complementary and Alternative
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Complementary and Alternative My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Complementary and Alternative
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Complementary and Alternative "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Complementary and Alternative
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Complementary and Alternative If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Complementary and Alternative
