The Little Chapel - Includes information about their restoration fund, and a brief history.
Christ Church Youth and Community Centre - Provides services for social welfare, recreation and education. Information about activities, groups that use the centre and how you can help.
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-- Henry David Thoreau We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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-- Caroline Norton Society and Culture "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
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-- Karl Wallenda Society and Culture
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer I could prove God statistically.
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-- Buckminster Society and Culture If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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-- Thornton Wilder Society and Culture
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
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Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
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-- Oscar Wilde Honor lies in honest toil.
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-- Anonymous Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
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-- Oscar Wilde Society and Culture
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
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-- Bertrand Russell See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Society and Culture
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Society and Culture Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
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-- King George V You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Society and Culture
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
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-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Society and Culture I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Society and Culture
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
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-- Anne Sullivan "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Society and Culture I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
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-- Stephen Leacock Society and Culture
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
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-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
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-- George Bernard Shaw Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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-- Mark Twain Society and Culture
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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-- Oscar Wilde The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
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