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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Event Planning Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Event Planning
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Event Planning Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Event Planning
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Event Planning Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Event Planning
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Event Planning When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Event Planning
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Event Planning Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Event Planning
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Event Planning The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
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Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Event Planning If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
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How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Event Planning "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Event Planning Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
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A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Event Planning As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Event Planning
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Event Planning Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Event Planning
