Waterloo and Crosby Theatre Company - Amateur theatre company performing a variety of shows from carol concerts to plays. Membership information, past productions, and photos.
Stage Right Theatre Company - Works to provide writing and performing opportunities for young people. Information about current projects.
Crosby Camera Club - Information about the club's activities, and members' galleries.
The Acoustic Engine - Regular live music event, featuring open-mic sessions.
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Arts and Entertainment We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Arts and Entertainment
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Arts and Entertainment "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Arts and Entertainment Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Arts and Entertainment
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Arts and Entertainment Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Arts and Entertainment
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Arts and Entertainment "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Arts and Entertainment
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Arts and Entertainment "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Arts and Entertainment May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Arts and Entertainment
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Arts and Entertainment The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Arts and Entertainment
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Arts and Entertainment A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Arts and Entertainment
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Arts and Entertainment Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Arts and Entertainment Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment
