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-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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- Isaac Asimov Computers and Internet
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-- George R. Kirkpatrick A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
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Man and wife make one fool. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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"People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
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-- Tom Robbins Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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-- Heywood Brown Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
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