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other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Arts and Entertainment "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
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blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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-- Michael Meissner Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Arts and Entertainment History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Arts and Entertainment
Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
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the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Arts and Entertainment Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
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-- Seneca Arts and Entertainment
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
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Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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- George Burns Arts and Entertainment
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
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our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Arts and Entertainment
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Arts and Entertainment
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
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have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Arts and Entertainment
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Arts and Entertainment We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
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