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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Business and Economy Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Business and Economy
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Business and Economy "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Business and Economy
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Business and Economy There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Business and Economy
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Business and Economy "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Business and Economy
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Business and Economy I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Business and Economy
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Business and Economy Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Business and Economy
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Business and Economy If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Business and Economy
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Business and Economy Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Business and Economy If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Business and Economy
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Business and Economy "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Business and Economy
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Business and Economy "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Business and Economy
