Freshfield Football Club - Includes match reports, player profiles, league tables, and photographs. The club play in the Southport and District Sunday League.
Formby Football - Focusing on Formby Junior Sports Club Old Boys who play in the Saturday League. Tables, match reports, statistics, teams, contacts, and links.
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Football The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Football
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Football "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Football
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Football I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Football
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Football I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Football the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Football
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Football I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Football
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Football I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Football
"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Football "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Football
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Football In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Football
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Football People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Football
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Football Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Football
