Garswood Primary School - For pupils aged between four and eleven years, with a tots' club for pre-school children. Includes a prospectus, examples of children's work, photos of the village, and links for children and adults.
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Education The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Education
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Education Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Education
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Education "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Education
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Education "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Education
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Education Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Education
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Education Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Education
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Education "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Education
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Education "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Education
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Education "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Education
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Education Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Education
