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-- Dale Carnegie The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
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"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
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-- Oscar Wilde The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
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May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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