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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Football No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Football
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Football "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Football
"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Football "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Football
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Football "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Football
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Football However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Football
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Football Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Football
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Football They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Football
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Football "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Football
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Football Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Football
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Football My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Football
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Football The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Football
