That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Greasby "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Greasby
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Greasby In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Greasby
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Greasby The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Greasby
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Greasby "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Greasby
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Greasby "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Greasby
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Greasby The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Greasby
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Greasby Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Greasby
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Greasby In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Greasby
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Greasby When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Greasby
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Greasby Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Greasby
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Greasby I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Greasby
