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Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Business and Economy Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Business and Economy
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Business and Economy The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Business and Economy
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Business and Economy "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Business and Economy
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Business and Economy Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Business and Economy
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Business and Economy Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Business and Economy
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Business and Economy Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Business and Economy
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Business and Economy The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Business and Economy
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Business and Economy Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Business and Economy
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Business and Economy Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Business and Economy
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Business and Economy The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Business and Economy
