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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Science and Environment "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Science and Environment
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Science and Environment "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Science and Environment
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Science and Environment What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Science and Environment
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Science and Environment We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Science and Environment
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Science and Environment It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Science and Environment
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Science and Environment All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Science and Environment
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Science and Environment "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Science and Environment
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Science and Environment Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Science and Environment
The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Science and Environment I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Science and Environment
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Science and Environment Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Science and Environment
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Science and Environment "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Science and Environment
