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"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Health "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Health
Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Health Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Health
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Health I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Health
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Health It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Health
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Health
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Health It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Health
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Health Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Health
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Health Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Health There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Health
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Health Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Health
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Health "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Health
