Heswall Squash Club - Information about teams, coaching and the social events organised by the club.
Heswall Lawn Tennis Club - Events calendar, leagues tables, team rostas and coaching information, along with a few pictures.
Deeside Model Aircraft Club - (Formerly the Heswall MAC) Flying all types of radio control power models. Flying site is on Deeside, Flintshire. Includes information about the club's activities, articles from their newsletter, and links to related sites.
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Recreation and Sports "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Recreation and Sports
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Recreation and Sports Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Recreation and Sports
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Recreation and Sports A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports
Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Recreation and Sports
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Recreation and Sports
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Recreation and Sports Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Recreation and Sports
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Recreation and Sports
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Recreation and Sports I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Recreation and Sports
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Recreation and Sports In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Recreation and Sports
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Recreation and Sports
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Recreation and Sports Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Recreation and Sports
