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"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Hoylake Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Hoylake
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Hoylake I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Hoylake
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Hoylake "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Hoylake
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Hoylake In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Hoylake
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Hoylake They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Hoylake
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Hoylake All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Hoylake
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Hoylake Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Hoylake
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Hoylake Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Hoylake
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Hoylake In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Hoylake
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Hoylake Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Hoylake
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Hoylake Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Hoylake
