Sanderlings Day Nursery - For children up to eight years. Includes information about activities, and a virtual tour (tour requires Java).
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Education Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Education "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Education
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Education One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Education
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Education I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Education
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Education "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Education
"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Education Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Education
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Education "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Education
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Education It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Education
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Education History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Education
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Education "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Education
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Education "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
