My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Travel and Tourism "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Travel and Tourism
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Travel and Tourism A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Travel and Tourism
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Travel and Tourism I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Travel and Tourism
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Travel and Tourism
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Travel and Tourism When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Travel and Tourism
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Travel and Tourism Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Travel and Tourism
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Travel and Tourism
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Travel and Tourism We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Travel and Tourism
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Travel and Tourism
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Travel and Tourism Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Travel and Tourism
