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Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Business and Economy They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Business and Economy
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Business and Economy They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Business and Economy
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Business and Economy "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Business and Economy
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Business and Economy "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Business and Economy
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Business and Economy
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Business and Economy Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Business and Economy
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Business and Economy There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Business and Economy
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Business and Economy I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Business and Economy
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Business and Economy Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Business and Economy
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Business and Economy Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Business and Economy
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Business and Economy "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Business and Economy
