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We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Health If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Health
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Health "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Health I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Health
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Health Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Health
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Health A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Health
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Health You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Health
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Health My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Health
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Health Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Health
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Health A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Health
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Health Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Health
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Health He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
