If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Travel and Tourism In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Travel and Tourism
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Travel and Tourism Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Travel and Tourism
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Travel and Tourism The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Travel and Tourism
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Travel and Tourism
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Travel and Tourism
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Travel and Tourism
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Travel and Tourism
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Travel and Tourism University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Travel and Tourism
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Travel and Tourism An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Travel and Tourism It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Travel and Tourism
