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"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Accommodation "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Accommodation
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Accommodation Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Accommodation
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Accommodation If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Accommodation
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Accommodation Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Accommodation
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Accommodation A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Accommodation
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Accommodation There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Accommodation For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Accommodation
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Accommodation
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Accommodation Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Accommodation
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Accommodation Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Accommodation
