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Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Business and Economy If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Business and Economy
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Business and Economy If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Business and Economy
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Business and Economy
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Business and Economy It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Business and Economy
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Business and Economy
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Business and Economy I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Business and Economy
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Business and Economy A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Business and Economy
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Business and Economy "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Business and Economy
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Business and Economy Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Business and Economy
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Business and Economy Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Business and Economy
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Business and Economy Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Business and Economy
