What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Liverpool Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Liverpool
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Liverpool Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Liverpool
Marriage is a rest period between romances. We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Liverpool "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Liverpool
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Liverpool While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Liverpool
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Liverpool Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Liverpool
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Liverpool "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Liverpool
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Liverpool "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Liverpool
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Liverpool I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Liverpool
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Liverpool The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Liverpool
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Liverpool Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Liverpool
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Liverpool "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Liverpool
