Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
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-- Ed Bluestone Advertising and Marketing If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Advertising and Marketing
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Advertising and Marketing Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Advertising and Marketing
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
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-- Madeleine L'Engle Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Advertising and Marketing "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Advertising and Marketing
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Advertising and Marketing "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Advertising and Marketing
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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the fl [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Advertising and Marketing "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Advertising and Marketing
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli Advertising and Marketing This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer Advertising and Marketing
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Advertising and Marketing "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Advertising and Marketing
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Advertising and Marketing The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Advertising and Marketing
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Advertising and Marketing "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Advertising and Marketing
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Advertising and Marketing "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
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-- Samuel Johnson Advertising and Marketing
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Advertising and Marketing My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Advertising and Marketing
