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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
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If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Employment
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Employment "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Employment
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Employment To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Employment
More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
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and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
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-- George Benard Shaw "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou Employment
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Employment What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Employment
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
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-- Honore de Balzac Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Employment
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Employment To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Employment
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Employment It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
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Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Employment
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Employment Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Employment
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Employment A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Employment
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Employment Luck is the residue of design.
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Employment
