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Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Signage "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Signage
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Signage "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Signage
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Signage Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Signage
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Signage Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Signage
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Signage Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Signage "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Signage
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Signage He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Signage
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Signage "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Signage
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Signage It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Signage
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Signage There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Signage
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Signage Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Signage
