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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Outdoors "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Outdoors
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Outdoors Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Outdoors
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Outdoors your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Outdoors
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Outdoors "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Outdoors
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Outdoors Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Outdoors
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Outdoors A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Outdoors
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Outdoors Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Outdoors
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Outdoors Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Outdoors
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Outdoors The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Outdoors
Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Outdoors The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Outdoors
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Outdoors People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Outdoors
