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-- Shane Leslie Business and Economy
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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-- Phyllis McGinley Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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-- Saint John Chrysostom Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
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* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Business and Economy
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
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-- Mark Russell Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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-- Anonymous Business and Economy Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
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-- Gen. George Business and Economy
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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-- Francois Cavanna Business and Economy
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
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-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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a car he sticks his head out the window.
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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-- Anonymous If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
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-- Helen Keller I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
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-- Russell Baker The time is always right to do what is right.
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