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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Property There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Property
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Property "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Property
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Property
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Property Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Property
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Property Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Property
Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Property "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Property
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Property We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Property
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Property It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Property
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Assassins!
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-- Betty Bender Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
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The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Property Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Property
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Property I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Property