Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Football The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Football
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Football Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Football
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Football Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Football
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Football All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Football
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Football "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Football
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Football "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Football
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Football "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Football
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Football Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Football
The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Football To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Football
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Football Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Football
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Football Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Football
