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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Animals If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Animals
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Animals If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Animals
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Animals "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Animals
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Animals Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Animals
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Animals There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Animals
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Animals The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Animals
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Animals Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Animals
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Animals "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Animals
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Animals "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Animals
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Animals When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Animals
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Animals Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Animals
