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"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Computers and Internet Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Computers and Internet
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Computers and Internet "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Computers and Internet
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Computers and Internet Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Computers and Internet
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Computers and Internet The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Computers and Internet
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Computers and Internet "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Computers and Internet
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Computers and Internet "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Computers and Internet
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Computers and Internet Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Computers and Internet
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Computers and Internet Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Computers and Internet
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Computers and Internet
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Computers and Internet "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Computers and Internet We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Computers and Internet
