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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Health The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Health
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Health I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Health
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-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Health "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Health "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Health
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Health The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Health
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Health A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Health
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Health "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Health
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Health I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Health
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
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-- Katharine Hepburn Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Health Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Health
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Health "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Health
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Health The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
