There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Football I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Football
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Football It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Football
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Football Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Football
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Football One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Football
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Football And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Football
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Football Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Football
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Football .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Football
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Football "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Football
The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Football "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Football
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Football Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Football
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Football You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Football
