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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Travel and Tourism Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
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-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Travel and Tourism
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Travel and Tourism
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
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worse tha Travel and Tourism What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Travel and Tourism
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
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We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Travel and Tourism The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Travel and Tourism
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Travel and Tourism If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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th blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
What's new? Most of my wife. The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Travel and Tourism
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Travel and Tourism
