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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Motoring Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Motoring
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Motoring "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Motoring
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Motoring blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Motoring "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Motoring
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Motoring Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Motoring
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Motoring If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Motoring
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Motoring "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Motoring
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Motoring I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Motoring
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Motoring "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Motoring
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Motoring
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Motoring I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Motoring
