Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Water Sports Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
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If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Man and wife make one fool. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gandhi I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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-- John Weitz, American Designer There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
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-- Isaac Asimov He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- P. J. O'Rourke We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Water Sports Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Water Sports Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
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"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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- Lewis Perelman An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
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-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
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-- Londo Molari "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Water Sports
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
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-- Fran Lebowitz Water Sports In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
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-- Gerald Holton "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Water Sports
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Water Sports Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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