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If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Clubs and Venues Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Clubs and Venues
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Clubs and Venues Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Clubs and Venues
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Clubs and Venues Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Clubs and Venues
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Clubs and Venues The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Clubs and Venues
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Clubs and Venues The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Clubs and Venues
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Clubs and Venues To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Clubs and Venues
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Clubs and Venues Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Clubs and Venues As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Clubs and Venues
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Clubs and Venues Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Clubs and Venues
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Clubs and Venues The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Clubs and Venues
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Clubs and Venues Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Clubs and Venues
